Not quite Pete Rose: NFL week 2 picks

Super official week one quarterback ratings from yours truly: Tom Brady’s still a douche, but the ESPN guys don’t care. Drew Brees is on his way to throwing for another meeeellion yards this season. So is Jake Delhomme – to the wrong team. I love me some Philip Rivers (hello, he’s an ex-Wolfpacker) but he got by by the skin of his teeth. On a side note, I get so confused with Denver and the Bears doing that old QB switcheroo. And not to be a total girl here, but it totally doesn’t help that their team colors are THE SAME.

“Dude, ESPN is paying $1.1 billion a season to show these games – and thus help pay your bloated salary – so you’ll stop and talk to me when I tell you to stop and talk to me.”

Sunday

  • Carolina Panthers @ Atlanta Falcons
  • Minnesota Vikings @ Detroit Lions
  • Cincinnati Bengals @ Green Bay Packers
  • Houston Texams @ Tennessee Titans
  • Oakland Raiders @ Kansas City Chiefs
  • New England Patriots @ New York Jets (ugh)
  • New Orleans Saints @ Philadelphia Eagles (I hope?)
  • St. Louis Rams @ Washington Redskins
  • Arizona Cardinals @ Jacksonville Jaguars (DAVID GARRARD.)
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Buffalo Bills
  • Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers
  • Pittsburgh Steelers @ Chicago Bears
  • Baltimore Ravens @ San Diego Chargers
  • Cleveland Browns @ Denver Broncos
  • New York Giants @ Dallas Cowboys

Monday

  • Indianapolis Colts @ Miami Dolphins

Hey hey I’m 11-5! How are your picks?

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3 Responses to “Not quite Pete Rose: NFL week 2 picks”

  1. Talmage Says:

    Girl, you done bumped yo head. The ravens over PRiv and the Chargers?! The saints over the Eagles is also a suspect pick 😀 But I understand how sentimental you get about Dreamy Breezy and Reggie “Make Love to Me” Bush.

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